Do you recognize our Beverly hills lasik eye doctor? Do you know who is the great looking girl next to him? Ever watched Big bang theory. Guys, not the one hosted by Morgan.zz….zzzzzzzzzzzz.
I speak of the hilarious comedy on cbs which stars Kunnal Nayyar as Rajesh. Ah. Have you ever seen him skype his feelings to his parents who live in India? Scratch your memory- remember the gal inside his laptop?
Is everything crystal clear? We can use laser vision correction to make your vision clear.
Good to be back after the hiatus. Too bad some of us cannot come back.
From the urn to the duster buster. God Bless the atheists!
Give me a good book, good wine and good friends and heaven be on earth. three ingredients to happiness. Some say old books, old friends and old wine. In the arena of lasik eye surgery this translates to a good surgeon, good equipment and good staff. or Old(experienced,skilled, trusted) surgeon, old(FDA certified advanced) lasers and old (certified and warm caring) staff. Today we have been able to achieve the merger of these three in Khanna Vision Institute. A warm caring place where you can take off your glasses without fear. Come look at our latest advanced equipment. Talk to our wonderful lasik surgeon with a great bedside manner. Let our warm and affectionate staff indulge you. Let us pamper your eyes.
In the 20 th Century the economy could be predicted by the fashion of the gorgeous. The higher the hemline, the higher the stocks would be. In the 21st century the predictor has become LASIK eye procedure. The more people have lasik and the fewer glasses on view, the better the economy. The volume of persons seeking to eliminate glasses and those foreign bodies- contact lenses, is increasing. Foreign is used here as something not belonging in the eyes. We have nothing against foreigners. We love them especially the kids on 70 show and big bang theory.We do have our doubts about the Governator. Back on track to laser vision correction and economy. Who can predict what the economy or the head of all economy – the IMF chief will do? LASIK eye surgery can indicate the height of NASDAQ. Currently both are on the rise. A word of caution. Spend as much time researching and reading on stocks as on choosing a lasik eye surgeon. Penny stocks and $299 LASIK – the less said the better.
Act 2: scene1
Beverlyhillslasikdoc :welcome Charlie and Chuck. Good to see you.
I am cognizant of both your view points. It’s like this. Charlie you are saying the glass is half full and chuck you insist it is half empty.now both of you are right. You will have to envision the truth from different perspective. You both agree there is water in the glass, correct?
Beverlyhillslasikdoc : (stroking his greying beard) ah, so we all agree.Now if you guys stop living in the seventies and start seeing things as they are in the 21st century, we will be able to be happy.
Charlie: you the man, doc!
Beverlyhillslasikdoc:for starters, both of you have to loose these visual crutches from the previous century- glasses. You need clear sparkling vision, with no glasses either for distance or near.
Chuk:is this even possible? Even in Jetsons they wear glasses.
Beverlyhillslasikdoc: that proves Ruth is better than fiction, or medicin is advancing faster than what Hollywood can concot.
Charlie: cool man.
Beverlyhillslasikdoc: have you seen Butch Patrick from the munsters wear glasses? Surely you remember him as the kid with funny mark on his forehead. He got his mark before Harry potter was even conceived.
Chuck and Charlie: no (in unison)- but I am afraid!
Beverlyhillslasikdoc : (scratching his bald head) fear is the key!-as Alister Maclean Nicely put it. Fear stems from ignorance.no. Ignorance is not bliss. And fear stems from not having the power to replace things we currently enjoy. Charlie, you are fearful that after 2 and 1/2 men you may not be able to deliver another hit! You have poured your entire life story into this one sitcom. Where are you going to get another life story from?
Beverlyhillslasikdoc : chuck, you are scared that, that golden spooned Charlie may suddenly jump back to movies, or disappear leaving you stranded with no show. So in your mind you are already living that truth and moved to m&m.
Chuck: that’s insightful
Beverlyhillslasikdoc : and in your minds each is thinking I can do better than the other. Chuck, u feel you could have enacted charlie’s role and sheen you believe you can write these shows.
Beverlyhillslasikdoc : so we will work out a plan where we address your fears about life, vision correction and tv shows.
See you tomorrow.
Setting : Malibu beach house
Charlie:I am so fed up of untalented folks trying to prove themselves better than me. What is their problem if I drink or smoke? They are plain jealous that I know how to enjoy life.Don’t I have problems? My whole life I have been trying to prove myself, to come out from my fathers shadow! And yes to gain My dad’s attention and love . Is anything wrong with that? I felt so dejected me when he reported me for parole violation. Everyone is fixated on Charlie! No one tries to understand Carlos. Even the women I fell in love with, were actually in love with Charlie sheen not Carlos.Is it too much to ask that my loved ones understand my fears, the ghosts from the past. I live life to the hilt but I give everything to my work. Has not my stellar handwork made the Men a hit! I opened my life for the show. What did chuck really have to do? With 200 writers at his disposal, and a brilliant life story, all he did was act pompous! I on the other hand had to face the camera every time and deliver to my audience.
So how does it bother this insect what I do after or before the show?And since his creativity is dead he is trying to blame my smoking. Is he the drug czar or a worn out writer. I will not take this lying down, I will become drug free and than challenge his creativity leaving him no excuse.
Chuck: I have had enough of this drunk, druggie, whoremonger!I will not write for him or dwell on stupid antics of his. He is such a bad influence on kids .. My son, my wife abhors him.
He represents what wrong with our society. He has no character, yet he gets all the kudos. I exercise everyday, eat healthy food,avoid drinks and don’t smoke. This guy on the other hand is evil incarnate. He drinks and drinks, mistreats women, breaks all laws.yet, success and money follow him. Why do women drool over him, is bulbs fathom.
It’s always been the same. Even in school, I would struggle and excel, follow all rules , turn in work o n time and get straight A’s.
The same teachers would high five the jocks who were always absconding and smoking. The cheerleaders would throw themselves at these low life’s who would not think twice of taking advantage of them. Why? And they would turn down a true gentleman like self.it’s not fair.
I will not play second fiddle no more. My pen is my power. I will create characters and a show more powerful than men. I will turn unknown, unlikely talented actors into stars. Like the creation I will create a Big Bang!
Setting : a mansion in Beverly hills 2006
Charlie Sheen: Man, I am so gifted, than why do I have to prove myself everyday?
Chuck: Gifted my foot! You were born with a silver spoon which you have been able to tarnish.
Charlie Sheen: yeah right! 2 and 1/2 is a hit because of my heritage?when things go right it’s my birth and when things go south , I am a screwup.
Chuck: don’t twist facts.you have been sitting on the couch for 4 years. We have got tired of writing for you. You need to get up and start acting.
Charlie Sheen:tired of writing for me? Can you even write? If it wasn’t for me, do you even think your miserable talent would have seen the light of the day?
Chuck: I have been writing before you could even spell? I was writing when you were thrown out of SaMo high. I will continue writing even when you can’t stand up from your drunken stupor.
Charlie Sheen: my foot! Give you an inch you claim a yard. Without me you are dirt
Chuck: dirt is in your mind! I can write and make a hit show with unknowns. What’s more I can even turn a foreigner into a hit. Anyone, anyone tall, thin, fat …. I will show you.
Charlie Sheen: I dont have time to listen to the crap of an untalented word spitter. I am off to party.
Addressing the Fears and Concerns of Lasik Surgery:
We here at the Khanna Institute of Lasik understand that you may have many fears and concerns about getting a Lasik Surgery. If you are holding back from achieving better vision or if you have a vision problem that has been long ignored due to a fear or concern about Lasik Surgery.
Our Beverly Hills or Westlake professionals at the Khanna Institute of Lasik will help you to ease your fears by keeping you properly informed about what options you may available pertaining to Lasik Surgery. Here at the Khanna Institute of Lasik we have the skills and experience to provide you with all of your vision care needs. Patients throughout Beverly Hills, Westlake and Los Angeles frequently seek the expertise of Dr. Rajesh Khanna.
If you have a fear or phobia of Lasik, please ask our Beverly Hills/Westlake professionals about your Lasik surgery options. Please call us at 1 (877) 2-KHANNA or contact us to make an appointment with Dr. Khanna. To read more about Lasik Phobia click here.
Now one of the most important things to remember when addressing the fear of Lasik Surgery is the fact that you are not alone in feeling a little anxiety over the possibility of having someone cut on your eyes. Just the idea of having someone perform this procedure can cause fear among many patients!
It tends to give off a negative suggestion that glasses and contacts are good whereas Lasik is bad. For many patients, undergoing a Lasik procedure becomes a harrowing experience due to the fear of pain or loss of vision. At the Khanna Institute of Lasik, our expert Lasik Surgeon is fully trained in a variety of Lasik procedures and treatments; all of which are designed to help you see things clearer.
At the Khanna Institute, our procedure has often been considered to be virtually painless, and we can definitely help you to achieve better vision. We offer a wide range of procedures for improving ones vision and I’m sure we will have a procedure that will suit your vision needs.
We want to provide you with a comfortable and nearly painless experience; you will be relaxed during the entire procedure and closely monitored throughout the entire process. In addition, to providing patients with a pleasant experience, we also offer a Lasik Phobia brochure for those patients who may be interested in learning more about overcoming the fear of Lasik Surgery.
At first it might prove difficult to understand how a surgical procedure can be safer than corrective equipment but the truth to the matter is this. A person wearing contacts is 5 xs more likely to experience complications over a person who has had Lasik Surgery. Contact lens wearers, risk exposing their eyes to major bacteria by having expired prescriptions, sleeping with their contacts in, or through bad hygiene and improper use.
If you are a Contact Lens wearer who suffers from having some of these bad habits then now might be a good time to consider Lasik surgery. If you add up the cost of a prescription lenses over a lifetime then you would see that the cost for Lasik easily pays for itself over the years. Just imagine never having to worry about losing a contact, a dirty contact lens infection or a contact lens cutting your eye. Not to mention all of the countless hours of contact lens care. You can go to sleep and wake up in the morning with clear vision without having to put on glasses or having to put in your contacts.
Your vision is priceless and the Beverly Hills Lasik Doc is here to help you improve your most valuable asset…your vision. Dr. Rajesh Khanna is a professionally trained Lasik Surgeon and is willing and able to help you with any of your vision needs.
Seeing is believing after all, so why wouldn’t you want your eyesight to be as clear as your beliefs. One of the greatest benefits to having Lasik Surgery in Beverly Hills is that you will be able to appreciate your surroundings more. See things clearer, so you can enjoy the life that you have created for yourself, see everything the world has to offer.
The Beverly Hills Lasik Doc has over 21 years of experience in taking great care where your eyesight is concerned. Dr. Khanna specializes in Laser Vision Correction and can provide every service necessary to help you keep your eyes healthy and clear. Dr. Rajesh Khanna, The Beverly Hills Lasik Doc is the number one choice for Laser Eye Surgery in Los Angeles.